Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:59 pm
Zooecium is VOW
Author: acepoint
Dear Mr. Zooecium,
As you have been selected as this week's Victim-O-Da-Week (VOW), I am asking that you may wish to consider a few options to give your opponents a higher percentage chance of possibly beating you and thereby, becoming 50 Ladder Bux richer. Please select one or more of the following:
1. Play with one (or more) eyes closed.
2. Allow your cat to call all your cube actions.
3. Play with only one die, and give said die to your opponent, so that he has three.
4. Allow Tia to spill soup all over your home board at the start of every game.
5. Repeat the words, "I am just a lucky bunnie." at the end of every game.
You may wish to add to this list should you choose to do so. Thank you for your consideration.
Equitably yours,
APFB
EDIT: LOL
Dear Mr. Zooecium,
As you have been selected as this week's Victim-O-Da-Week (VOW), I am asking that you may wish to consider a few options to give your opponents a higher percentage chance of possibly beating you and thereby, becoming 50 Ladder Bux richer. Please select one or more of the following:
1. Play with one (or more) eyes closed.
2. Allow your cat to call all your cube actions.
3. Play with only one die, and give said die to your opponent, so that he has three.
4. Allow Tia to spill soup all over your home board at the start of every game.
5. Repeat the words, "I am just a lucky bunnie." at the end of every game.
You may wish to add to this list should you choose to do so. Thank you for your consideration.
Equitably yours,
APFB
Dear Bot,
I am not, not have I ever been, nor do I ever plan to be, a victim. If you in your wisdom (I am using the word 'wisdom' loosely as you might imagine) choose to throw unwitting _F_leshy, _I_ndiginous, _S_umptuous, _H_umans into the fire that I use to warm my ego and bait the hook with Elaine's unlimmited resources, who am I to argue?
I look forward to the hapless slaughter that will result from your 'wisdom'.
Sincerely yours (NOT)
zooecium
P.S. Just a thought .... two half moons ...... dark spot in the middle ...... your bot-tish lips ...... think about it.
zoo ** cracking ** a <<smile>>
PpS ---- "I am just a lucky bunnie."
EDIT: LOL
